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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater:

Give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

Give her a house, she will give you a home.

Give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

Give her a smile and she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what she is given.

So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t...

(descaradamente retirado do facebook de uma amiga)