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domingo, 25 de março de 2007

Did you know ....

"Boxers are less constricting than briefs, and that's good news for testicles (those sperm-producing machines in every man's pants). For optimum functioning, testicles should stay a couple of degrees below normal body temperature. Boxers allow them to hang loose, away from the body — and keep their cool. For the same reason, men who are trying to make a baby should avoid hot tubs, saunas, and tight jeans or pants.

Heat kills sperm. That's why he shouldn't look to hot tubs, saunas, or hot baths as a way to unwind. And because sperm take up to three months to regenerate, if he jumps into the hot tub in January, it could be April before he has a full complement of swimmers again. Testicles function best when they keep their cool: "The boys" are happiest at 94 to 96 degrees (a couple of degrees cooler than normal body temperature)."


Ou seja, já hoje dei nas orelhas ao maridão, pois ele é o culpado de não conseguirmos conceber.

Primeiro porque usa cuecas em vez de boxers, que além de apertar os senhores todos poderosos, também dificulta o fabrico de esperma porque os torna mais quentes.

Segundo, porque banhinhos de banheira com água quente, é com ele. "Amor, tou a sair agora, enche a banheira com espuma" Pois meu menino, mas isso agora acabou, porque como diz o artigo, o calor mata os espermatozódes e depois leva três meses a que tudo volta ao normal.

A partir de agora... só banhinho de água fria.... eheheh

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